I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. (J.R.R.Tolkien, The Two Towers)
When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I'm looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don't carry it because I'm afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid. It doesn't limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force.
Marko Kloos "Why the Gun is Civilization"
Still Here
Just been sitting around scratching my ... uh ... chin and thinking deep thoughts. As for the slacking...do you know how hard it is to find a photo that lends itself to a good chuckle?
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Yuck, Doggie breath!!
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OK, so where's the worm??
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I just love Honey Buns!!!
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I don't care how cute he is, he's killing my back!
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If we take it up a little right here...
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What do you mean?...Not a litter box.
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Last one in's a rotten egg!
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Geronimooooo
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98, 99, 100...Ready or not, here I come!
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Dang-it, stupid zipper's hung again!
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One day son, all of this will be yours.
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Oh Garcon, What's this fish doing in my soup?
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You know the sad part of this...I don't even like doggie biscuits.
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Hey you, bring that ladder back here!
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Yo Teach, I need to go to the little bear's room.
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Oh Man! I knew I shouldn't have drunk that last 6 pack!
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And then the farmer's daughter says...
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But Mommy, the dog really really did say I could have his stick.
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Damn! I told him to watch that first step.
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Look deep into my eyes...You are getting sleepy...sleepy...
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Now what did I do with my pants??...I know I had them this morning.
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The Vet is going to fix my WHAT...!
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And when I grow up, I'm going to be this big!
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Help, I've fallen and I can't get up !
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How many push-ups did you say I had to do?
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OK, Who ate the last Eskimo I was saving for my lunch tomorrow?
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