I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. (J.R.R.Tolkien, The Two Towers)

When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I'm looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don't carry it because I'm afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid. It doesn't limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force.

Marko Kloos "Why the Gun is Civilization"

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Ten Things NOT To Say When Stopped By A Cop

  1. Are You Andy or Barney?
  2. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
  3. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
  4. Hey -- Didn't I See You Get Your Butt Kicked On Cops?
  5. That's not a REAL gun is it?
  6. Don’t you have a donut shop to be protecting?
  7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
  9. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  10. Did you know your fly is unzipped??

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At 10:13 AM, Blogger the Contrary Goddess said...

I LOVED #2 -- I think it is a fair question! LOL! I mean really.

And #6 & #10 are at least cute.

You need a puppy don't you?


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