Cop Jokes
An overweight cop was in foot pursuit of a robbery suspect. The suspect being young and in good physical shape soon outdistanced the cop. To taunt the cop, he would slow down and wait for the cop to catch up and then take off again. After doing this several times the young suspect turned around to run and ran straight into a hanging flower pot knocking himself out cold. When he came to, the cop was sitting on his chest yelling, "Don't move, you're under arrest"! "Like Hell I am" said the suspect "I'm not under arrest, I'm under a fat cop"!
I'm collecting cop jokes. If you know any good ones, either post them here under the comments or send them to hstallard@yahoo.com and I'll post them for you. Anything goes just keep them reasonably decent.
posted by H. Stallard @ 5:36 PM
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I don't know any, but boy, I'm looking forward to this! That was a good one!
There's another one in my Dec. 04 archive called The DD AKA I'm not drunk Officer, I've only had a couple of 6 packs!!
Good post! And being a Canuck, I especially like that last joke! ;-)
collecting cop stories has to be a full time job. hey, i read your profile. i went to school in virginia. big stone gap, Va.
Joe, you never cease to amaze me!!!
What years did you go to BSG?
I can't think of any jokes right now, but I highly recommend "The Mountie Song" by the Arrogant Worms.
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights.He walks up to the driver's window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel. There is a strong smell liquor on her breath.He says,I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.She blows up the balloon and he walks it back to his patrol unit.After a couple of minutes,he returns to her car and says,It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.She replies,You mean it shows that,too?
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